I love coffee. I love the machines, I love the people that make and drink it, I just am love for coffee personified. I can take apart a Slayer/Synesso/La Marzocco and put it back together, all the while singing the praises of Kees van der Westen. I dare you to introduce me to someone who doesn't drink coffee because "it tastes burnt and bitter". I am the destroyer of preconceived coffee notions. I am become death, slayer of decaf.